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lyrics

It took awhile to warm up to this
place I now call home
I had southern dreams of mountain views with you

As time moved on our roots grew deeper
My old dreams faded and reborn
To a heart shaped state I swore I’d
always leave
To a heart shaped state I swore I’d
always leave

The best place any place
Right here
Nowhere, Ohio
It may not look like much
But where it comes in clutch
You won’t read in the reviews
You know I gotta stay
Right here
Nowhere, Ohio
Because home is anywhere that I’m
with you

We can’t see Rocky Mountain peaks
Or lay on sandy ocean beaches
There’s not a redwood tree nearby
It's not a tourist destination

But what those other places lack
And why I keep on coming back
Is that I’d rather stay in Nowhere
Here with you

The best place any place
Right here
Nowhere, Ohio
It may not look like much
But where it comes in clutch
You won’t read in the reviews
You know I gotta stay
Right here
Nowhere, Ohio
Because home is anywhere that I’m
with you

Even Nowhere, Ohio

Cold nights make us want to draw real close
We’ll Spend Summers at the rockin’ roller coast
I say I love you more, You say you love me most
I’m never leaving
I love when we go for a drive and you hold my hand
I try to to make you laugh the best I can
can’t believe you chose me to be your man
I’m never leaving

The best place any place
Right here
Nowhere, Ohio
It may not look like much
But where it comes in clutch
You won’t read in the reviews
You know I gotta stay
Right here
Nowhere, Ohio
Because home is anywhere that I’m
with you

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from Greetings from Nowhere, Ohio, released September 3, 2021

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