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Greetings from Nowhere, Ohio

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I'll never forget the day When I got to see your face And hold you in my arms for the first time I had been so terrified But you made me feel alive All the fear disappeared when we locked eyes And when the world gets you down and you're scared Just remember I will always hold your hand through anything you have to bare My world is brighter because I have you My world is brighter because I have you Oh my, what a surprise You came into my life I never knew you were what I was missing Your smile just melts my heart You make me laugh so hard You have us wrapped around your little finger And if you find yourself buried in worry Just call my name and I will wrap you in my arms and hold you tightly My world is brighter because I have you My world is brighter because I have you My world is brighter because I have you My world is brighter because I have you
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It took awhile to warm up to this place I now call home I had southern dreams of mountain views with you As time moved on our roots grew deeper My old dreams faded and reborn To a heart shaped state I swore I’d always leave To a heart shaped state I swore I’d always leave The best place any place Right here Nowhere, Ohio It may not look like much But where it comes in clutch You won’t read in the reviews You know I gotta stay Right here Nowhere, Ohio Because home is anywhere that I’m with you We can’t see Rocky Mountain peaks Or lay on sandy ocean beaches There’s not a redwood tree nearby It's not a tourist destination But what those other places lack And why I keep on coming back Is that I’d rather stay in Nowhere Here with you The best place any place Right here Nowhere, Ohio It may not look like much But where it comes in clutch You won’t read in the reviews You know I gotta stay Right here Nowhere, Ohio Because home is anywhere that I’m with you Even Nowhere, Ohio Cold nights make us want to draw real close We’ll Spend Summers at the rockin’ roller coast I say I love you more, You say you love me most I’m never leaving I love when we go for a drive and you hold my hand I try to to make you laugh the best I can can’t believe you chose me to be your man I’m never leaving The best place any place Right here Nowhere, Ohio It may not look like much But where it comes in clutch You won’t read in the reviews You know I gotta stay Right here Nowhere, Ohio Because home is anywhere that I’m with you
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We were oh so young And we didn't care about anything We wouldn't go to bed until the sun came up again We felt like we could live forever All we needed was each other to get through And now we're getting older No one told us things could be this hard But I don't feel any smarter The more I think I know, my hair is falling out again Lying awake in bed Because I just got up for the third time There is too much crying Someone just got sick on the kitchen floor My head is aching I just want to go to sleep I know it's not your fault I have to be up to go to work at 4 Lying awake in bed Because I just got up for the third time There is too much crying Someone just got sick on the kitchen floor My head is spinning I just want to go to sleep I know it's not your fault I have to be up to go to work at 4
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Heaven 03:41
It hasn’t gotten easier Living life without you here Today I realized it's already been 3 years They say time heals all wounds And for some that may be true Life hasn’t been the same since the day that we lost you Wish I could see your face Or hear your laugh while we embrace Heaven seems so far away It feels so far away I want to think that you still see me And are proud of who I am Not a day goes by your memory Doesn’t take me by the hand The only place I see you now Is when we meet up in my dreams You crack a joke, We drink a coke I catch you up on everything Wish I could see your face Or hear your laugh while we embrace But heaven seems so far away It feels so far away We miss you We want you back Wish I could see your face Or hear your laugh while we embrace Heaven seems so far away It feels so far away
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Less Is More 02:24
Hold me close Don't ever walk away I know at times it's tough But I just need you to stay I hear your words They're coming in my brain But I can't seem to understand a thing that you say My thoughts are messy This isn't making sense Why does this all have to feel so intense? I can't sit still I'm all over the place I think I need something to help me through this race I don't know why I said what I said I don't know what came over me Same old excuse time and time again That's not who I want to be Tell me what hurts worse The fall or when I land I don't think that it all should be that hard to understand I'm feeling weak, you tell me to be strong But how can I just sit aside when something feels this wrong? I'm trying hard to be the man I was I just want you beside me You know me like nobody does This pain inside me hurts It's tearing at my skin Nothing seems to make it go away I just can't win I'm trying hard to make it back to you You are the only one I need I'm afraid and I don't know what to do This problem starts and ends with me
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I won’t ever be what you want of me I won’t please you You won’t please me Talk all you want, but you’re not saying anything Don’t waste my time Just back off you’re ruining everything Your words do more harm than good Talk is cheap and you’re not saying anything Don’t waste my time I’m on my way to nowhere fast My head in the clouds Need a kick in the ass You can judge me, say what you of me I don’t think we’ll ever agree Talk all you want but you’re not saying anything Don’t waste my time You don’t care but I blame you for everything I don’t need you, you don’t need me Talk is cheap but you’re not saying anything Don’t waste my time I’m on my way to nowhere fast My head in the clouds Need a kick in the ass I’m on my way to nowhere fast I won’t ever be what you want of me I won’t please you You won’t please me Just back off you’re ruining everything Don’t waste my time You can judge me, say what you want of me I don’t think we'll ever agree You don’t care but I blame you for everything Don’t waste my time
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You were never built to last Your foundation built on sand Your fangs injecting the poison Not knowing it’s a self inflicted wound Burn it down Burn it down Burn it down Bury your idols You can try to hide in that ivory tower The one you built with all your lies We won’t stand for this oppression Make your peace, It’s time to die Burn it down Burn it down Burn it down Bury your idols
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Telling Me 02:15
It’s been so long since I last saw you That I feel I’m growing so old I still want your guidance Always looking for an answer Never understanding what the question means I’m so lost in this world But I can swear I see you staring at me Through the darkness and across the starry night And I can almost hear you whispering to me Telling me that everything‘s alright Telling me that everything‘s alright Never know if I’m doing things right If I made the right decisions Or if I just messed everything up I’ve always tried to live a good life I hope I made you proud But I’m not sure you’re really even there But I can swear I see you staring at me Through the darkness and across the starry night And I can almost hear you whispering to me Telling me that everything‘s alright Telling me that everything‘s alright
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Once Again 03:04
I jumped over the creek The last place I remember playing hide and seek Not looking for a reason I can't wait until this game is over once again I can't wait until this game is over once again A moment lost in time That I wish I could just forget A piece of my mind Is all that I have left Of a time when I was so young Just a stupid kid is all I was Not really understanding right from wrong Not knowing how I felt all along That sullen look on your face You reached out for my hand A gentle touch to my face A feeling I can't stand I didn't know what the hell to say I didn't know what the hell to say A moment lost in time That I wish I could just forget A piece of my mind Is all that I have left Of a time when I was so young Just a stupid kid is all I was Not really understanding right from wrong Not knowing how I felt all along
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Days Pass By 03:23
As I walk these streets it seems This town has changed like you and me Growing older as the days pass by A ticking clock just passing time An empty shot glass on the bar An empty chair; A broken heart Remember the times we drank all night Or the time at the bar when I got in a fight Maybe I was wrong, but it felt so right Maybe I'll never see the light I can see the writing on the wall Like a phone number in a bathroom stall Hey baby if you want a good time call Isn't that what we all want after all? An empty shot glass on the bar An empty chair; A broken heart Remember the times we drank all night Or the time at the bar when I got in a fight Maybe I was wrong, but it felt so right Maybe I'll never see the light I always said I'd leave this place There's nothing left here for me anyway But here I am feeling just the same And I got no one else to blame An empty shot glass on the bar An empty chair; A broken heart Remember the times we drank all night Or the time at the bar when I got in a fight Maybe I was wrong, but it felt so right Maybe I'll never see the light Remember the times we drank all night Or the time at the bar when I got in a fight Maybe I was wrong, but it felt so right Maybe I'll never see the light
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Debut full length album- #lameassdads is a pop-punk band from Ohio started by two friends (Ryan & Andy). Inspired by artists such as Blink-182, Bad Religion, MxPx, and Descendants they tackle topics of long sleepless nights, the hard but rewarding job of parenting, loss of loved ones, falling in love, personal growth, and remembering the glory days that lead them to where they are now.

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released September 3, 2021

All tracks written, recorded and produced by Ryan Hughes and Andy Windsor

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Four lame ass dads doing lame ass sh**. We make music that we love and our kids hate...
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